My Thoughts...

On epidsode 1 of The Bachelorette. Since it's the beginning I don't want to waste time talking about some d-bag that'll be let go anyway in the next few weeks. Here's what I do know though: Frank is cute in a creepy-cracked-out-hyper way. He looks like Reid's little, insignificant brother. Just saying. One of my favorite parts of the episode was at the very begninning when self proclaimed loser and mountain man Kyle looks at his bulldog and declares "I'm gonna find a woman to take care of both of us." Sign me up! Don't judge me, but, I kinda like Rated R, er, Justin. Now, he could end up being a tool, which is 99% likely, but, he's not that bad yet. Other than his barbed wire arm tat. That's tragic. Jonathon, the chunky tie wearing 'hilarious' (also self-proclaimed) weather man likes weiner. Moving on. I like Philip. He seems like he could be decent...and Ty...and Chris from Cape Cod. (Why are there so many Chris'?) I'll give Chris a check plus. I'm not even going to talk about two things: Shooter because he said enough, didn't he? And Ali's extensions? WTF. They did not look right. The season does look promising. And by promising I mean crazy and dramz tastic. Perfect. Of course that one guy tries to kill himself or something...I mean, he sounds like he ate his last girlfriend? Why is his voice so weird? He writes love notes and then swallows them? I can't even remember his name. He scared me regardless. Ali was alright. I was impressed with her soccer skills. Til next week. I can't get into too much judging yet...stay tuned.