Kim & Kris Dee vorce..Say What?!

I told you so. Well, I insinuated a lot.
Kim K filed for divorce this morning. 

I love how all the other blogs are saying
(read forced to print by mama Kris) 

they are divorcing because Kris wanted to settle down in Minnesota 

and Kim wants to live near her family in California. 

Lucky for you guys not enough people read this blog
so I can say whatever I want. 

Puh-lease don't insult our intelligence. 

Right after how many siblings do you have? or do you want children? should be...

hey, where you wanna live when you grow up? You don't get divorced over that - 

wait, you don't get MARRIED.

Figures from 1.5 to 20 million have been speculated on how much
Kim got paid 

(Kim, NOT Kris.)

 I think she personally probably got less than 5, but, the entire wedding? 

Significantly more. 

I still have the wedding saved in my DVR for crying out loud. 

You couldn't wait a full month from the actual air-date? 

It's been 72 days of total marriage time. 

If it's true that there was a 'casting call' I don't feel sorry for him either. 

Now remember, this is America, where we won't let two people who love each other get married in some cases, but, we pay these two idiots to go on TV, wear stupid diamond headdresses, 

and get divorced 72 days later. 

Lest not forget Kim and Kris were also 'together' while filming

 Kourtney And Kim Take New York. 

So, don't worry y'all...you'll get to see all that drama play out right before your eyes!
Yuck. 

I guarantee that the show will let us see how Kris mistreats Kim too...
he was a puppet. I'm annoyed that I have TWO Kardashian posts today.

Just so happens the premiere date is right around the corner, less than a month away. 

Ain't love grand? Oh, and do they return the wedding gifts? How does that work?