Uhhhh What?!

Supposedly this is Demi's new boyfriend.
His name is Scott Vincent-Borba. 

My mom told me once never to trust a guy with two first names...

what about hyphenated names? 

I wonder. 

Also, he looks like Donny Osmond.

 One more thing, what's up with Demi's dress? Is she decoupaged?

Oh, and also, one more thing, are his eyebrows alive? 

I think I should say something nice...uh...well, he is 49, so, more age appropriate. 

That's good I guess.

 Oh, and he's never been in a movie titled "Dude, Where's My Car?"