Rumor has it that Johnny Depp is smushing Ashley Olsen.
Sorry, that was gross even to type 'smush.' Ew.
Anyway, apparently they are hooking up. Better.
But, JD still wants you to believe he is with his baby mama Vanessa Paradis.
Why? Seems like an ego thing to me.
You can't have your cake and do an Olsen Johnny.
It doesn't work that way.
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