Oh RiRi

I don't write much about Rihanna because she

craves attention.

Topless photos? Check.

Bottomless photos? Check.

Dating Chris Brown? Check.

Still sleeping with Chris Brown? Check.

Well, last night, she went on her 'first date in years,' according

to her Tweet.

And it was with a woman.

Oooohhhh. How scandalous. 

I'm kidding. Who cares? 

Oh, dating a woman? Check.