Lance Armstrong gave the interview everyone wanted to Oprah.
And by 'gave' I mean she paid for it.
Allegedly.
Anyway, did you watch?
If you didn't, as my mom said
'I don't need to watch it, the media already told me how to feel about it.'
Touche mother.
He is a grade A D-bag.
That much I learned from his 2 1/2 hour sit down.
He defends himself wherever possible.
Lance, you're an a-hole.
(My favorite part was when he said he didn't call that one chick fat.
Uh, ok Lance. Phew. So glad.)
Just admit your wrong doings and move on.
Say your sorry to all those people you shamed and lied about.
No excuses.
No offense, but you were a cyclist.
Not The President.
Not Jon Bon Jovi.
Pshhhhhh. Puh-lease.
The only thing this interview did was make me slightly mad at Sheryl Crow.
Because she dated him and she's super cool.
I know she didn't write "Favorite Mistake" about him, but,
she easily could have.

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