The Bachelor

Really, this show is starting to offend me. 

I know, it took this long. Not really. 

It should be nominated for Best Comedy. 

It's the exact same each year. Hot guy. Check. (although most years debatable) 

Jealous chicks? Check. 

Someone is not who he thinks she is? Yep. 

"I didn't think I could fall in love with this many women at once?" 

But, they always do. (I'm not sure they fall in love...

or it's something else that involves a note from Chris Harrison and a fantasy suite) 

Opening bicep/pec/6 pack montage? Oh. Yeah. 

And the beach. Swoon. 

And my personal favorite? Super drunk girl on the first night. 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. 

Listen, Bachelor producers, spice it up. 

I think I'm going to like Sean. 

 He seems kinda funny which I enjoy.

The Arie appearance was interesting...

just a couple of dudes in V-necks drinking beer.

I'll get into judging the girls tomorrow.

I feel it's only right to see them for two episodes before

I judge them.

Not really, I just kinda forget so til tomorrow..