Let's Talk About Gwyneth

The World's Most Beautiful Woman is Gwyneth Paltrow.

According to People Magazine.

Did you see this dress she wore to the Iron Man 3 premiere?

You know, the one she couldn't wear undies in?

Who cares...I don't. About the undies I mean. 

I think she always looks great...
she's had some of my favorite Oscar dresses ever. (Calvin Klein..swoon)

I wouldn't wear this dress, but, mazel to her for pulling it off.

Because I like to wear underwear...and I have a donkey booty. 

(See Phaedre Parks)
*I also wanted to wanted to work Phaedre into a post about GP*

Gwyneth is the girl who says things that make you say to yourself..

even if you think that, uh, just keep it to yourself.

One of my favorite quotes was 

"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin"

That's too bad.

It's one of life's delicacies. 

Squirt a little on a Pop Tart Gwenny..