Reese's Arrest

This morning the video of Reese Witherspoons arrest was made public.

Here's the thing..I don't blame her.

I've never been arrested, but I have gotten a few speeding tickets in my day

and you panic. Crap. Cops make me nervous. 

One emotional, end of pregnancy morning, I got stopped for going 47 in a 40..

because its a dangerous area the cop said.

Gimme a break.

I may have rubbed my belly and groaned slightly..and cried. 

I thought about telling him my husband has a mountain of student loan debt 

but made the snap decision that 'woman with child' would garner more sympathy.

Short story short I got a ticket.

He probably thought my bloated belly was from the breakfast burrito at Taco Bell.

No, they don't have a breakfast burrito but you know what I mean..

Anyway, my point is if that was on video I would be embarrassed.

And I'm sure Reese is too.