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Goes to Brooklyn Decker this year. Andy Rodddick could've had a chance with me but decided for some reason to ask this lady to be his wife. I wonder why? I bet she's got a good personality.

New CW

I must talk about The Bachelor, but first a new show from the CW. •

High Society - Series follows New York's hottest society princess, Tinsley Mortimer and her group of friends. Premieres March 10 at 930p following the 90-minute debut of America's Next Top Model at 8p.

Sounds stupid. Besides, I heard that Tinsley is so intensely boring that the CW had to hire extras to make her appear (and by extras I mean other 'high-society' snob type goons) more interesting. You know what's really interesting that I bet they don't show...she left her hubby for a prince from somewhere exotic and just so beyond exciting. Eye roll. On her show though, High Society (baarrfing) she hooks up with none other than...wait for it...Constantine Maroulis! Say huh?! Uh, okay. He is pretty dreamy. As in I just woke up from a 'dream' where I was being chased by a wild boar while eating spaghetti. I know, it's all pretty ridiculous.

Back

Hi friends...I was out for a bit but back now and ready to get my postin on. I tried to catch up on my reality TV last night, so, more to come a little later in the day.

Hahaha!

Not even in the same car!??? SCANDAL! Hilarious. PS-Jen doesn't want you back I'm pretty sure of it. Shiloh says "Daddy don't go!" A ha ha ha. Ridiculous.

Coincidence?

Maura Tierney's birthday is also today! Which, wouldn't be too big of a deal except the husband has a huge crush on her. Allowed. She's cute n pouty, like it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

To my ever wonderful hubby. Love you.

Simon & Alex & The OC

This pic is to get you ready for Real Housewives of New York...which starts on BRAVO after the Cali ladies are finished with their season. Speaking of Real Housewives of Orange County, I'd like to give out a few awards to the ladies:
Most Improved: Vicki. This once loony tune-look-at-me lady is being shown in a different light this season. Her and Don renewed their vows (and made me cry, I'll admit it) and she is usually shown doing something nice for people, albeit her co-workers or her hubby. I'm a Vicki convert for sure. WOOHOOOO!
Most Improved #2: Tamara. I love that she has the balls to leave her controlling husband Simon. He doesn't want a partner, he wants a minion. Gross. Sorry for the kids, but I think Tamara is MUCH better without him.
Biggest Space Cadet: Lynn. Oh Lynn. My favorite Lynn was when she was crying because her daughters really just need an ass kickin (and Lynn wants to be their BFFs) and her face can barely produce tears because of all her plastic surgery. So sad. I don't feel sorry for Lynn though, she needs a CLUE. In life. 
Biggest Robot: Alexis. Weirdo. I love how she always is trying to be the peacemaker when it's transparent she just wants some camera time. She annoys me. Get your own life too while I'm at it...

Biggest Mystery: Gretchen. I don't know what to think about her. She tries to be honest, maybe, but her boyfriend is SLADE. Not the brightest decision. I do like that she owns up to her skankiness, that I can appreciate. But the fact she did give Lynn parenting tips is a little lame...BECAUSE the tabloids were all over Slade for skipping out on his child support and being a sh*tty dad when his boy has a brain tumor. Maybe she should start trying to fix things at home before yelling at Lynn. That's not even fair because Lynn can't cry...