14.10.14

So. Many. Good. Stories!

Thanks to my friends who've sent hilarious articles begging for blog posts.
The ridiculous shows we are all watching. Real good stuff guys.
I haven't posted much for a few weeks because I got a gig, and, I need to keep it 
on the up and up. Whatever that means. 
Anyway, just behaving is all.
Thanks for hanging with me! 
x.
(I mean I'm still gonna write some stuff. Duh.)

10.10.14

Katy Perry

Is this year's Super Bowl performer in Arizona.

7.10.14

Teresa & Joe

Are going to jail.
Listen, I don't want anyone to miss their children.
 I definitely feel sorry for their four girls.
But, I do not feel sorry for these two.
They lied. They cheated.
They lived like they shouldn't have been.
The thing is she probably wasn't going to get any jail time, 
but, even in the end right before the sentencing they were
still not telling the judge the truth. Omitting assets, etc. 
Teresa still hasn't taken any responsibility for it.
Uh, ok.




26.9.14

Naomi.

The street is a runway.
And. Werrrrrrk.

25.9.14

COME ON MAN!

We've all been somewhere when 
you're in a hurry and there is some douche
who takes up 2 parking spots.
Because he has a fancy car.
Or, maybe it's not even that fancy but he thinks
he deserves 2 spots.
And, you can't squeeze in.
COME ON MAN!
Well, this Jeep is hilarious.
Get in where you fit in?
Ha.
Also, the 2 parking spot person is not as bad as
the person who parks in a handicap spot.
(That doesn't need it, obviously) 

Girl. Crush.

Maya Rudolph.
Stand back people! 
We're not worthy.

24.9.14

Dancing With The Stars

Are you watching?