Elizabeth Moss

Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men.

Looking super chic 

and pretty.

Kellie Won!

I did not get to see the finale of DWTS, but, 

 Kellie won!

I like Kellie...

I'm not a huge fan of Derrick.

Because I've heard some not-so-flattering

stuff about Mr Hough.

Just sayin.

Also, wasn't Ali better than 4th?

Tara Reid at The Fast and Furious Premiere.

(Yeah there's another one of those movies)

Anyway, it is not her bridal shower and those

are not bows from her presents. 

I think that's actually part of the dress.

Anyway, many years ago I was working in Chicago 

and the first day of work we all went to lunch.

Our boss stood up and was being her fabulous self..

when suddenly she zeroed in on me.

"You look like Tara Reid!

Has anyone ever told you that?!"

(Uh, NO...and gross)

However, this was right after she had the infamous

red carpet nip slip.

So, in front of about 20 people 

on the first day of my new job I say just as loudly...

"I promise I won't show anyone my boobs!"

Oh, ga.

Most of the people (Maybe all of them)

had not seen nor heard of the Tara Reid nip slip...

so, I just looked like a pervy girl from Indiana.

Great.

The Billboard Music Awards

Now, I didn't really watch the show.

However, I did see Miguel hop on some chicks

head and bang her neck into the stage.

I love how all the blogs were 

proclaiming Miguel's crazy on-stage stunt!

He missed his mark!

He flew over the crowd!

That's what they all said..

Uhhhhh, he rocketed his crotch into some poor girls face 

and she ran out of the picture as fast as 

she got face slammed.

Poor thing.

Is she okay?

Anyway...

to the fashion.

JLO. 

Yawn.

Kacey Musgrave. 

I'm not sure who she is..

but this is what I would've worn.

Jennifer Nettles.

Uh, NO.

Sorta like if Glenda the Good Witch went

to a party...hosted by Tamra Barney.

(Real Housewives of OC reference)

Jennifer Morrison.

I wouldn't wear it..

But I'm not mad at her.

She looks good.

Selena Gomez.

Not mad at her either.

Now, this is obviously Miley.

And, hang with me..

I like it.

It's award show fun.

No side boob, so, that's an improvement.

Werrrk.

Emmy Rossum.

And scene.

Now, Taylor has legs for days, so,

a short dress is a must.

Her hair and makeup were really good.

Audrina!

Hey girl!

Hmmmmmm...

Shania.

Now, I love Shania.

She looks sad.

Someone who has a show on Oprah 

should not be sad.

Jenny McCarthy.

Fun and sexy.

Would I wear it?

Um, no.

I'm not sure why every picture of Nicki Minaj 

I saw she was holding her dress this way...

maybe there are some kiddos under there.

Anchorman 2

Who's excited for Anchorman 2?

Don't you just love Paul Rudd?

If I found out he was a jerk in real life, 

I'd be sad.

For at least 10 minutes.

I HATE EXPEDIA

I rarely get angry.

Seriously, I really am a pretty easy going gal.

Mainly because I don't want to waste energy on being mad.

But, I'm LIVID over Expedia.

And, after this next trip I am NEVER using them again.

Back in August of 2011, my husband was going to take me to NYC 

to see Book of Mormon for my 30th Birthday. 

He booked through Expedia.

And, he even bought the trip insurance.

Good thing because a little brat named Hurricane Irene ruined the weekend.

No worries. (Plus who am I to complain about an NYC weekend when people lost homes, etc)

 We had insurance and they let us cancel our flight and get a credit.

Great. So, our good friends moved to Miami 

and we were going to visit them last summer.

Things came up and we had to cancel. No problem. 

They charged us $150 a piece to cancel.

And $150 to RE-BOOK and we had a year to use it.

Your insurance doesn't carry over either. Uh, sure.

So our original $450 tickets...

have now turned into AN ADDITIONAL 300 BUCKS. 

Nearly double the price to use our CREDITS.

Oh, plus the over 5 hours at least I've been on the phone explaining this.

And, listen, I've lost my cool. A lot. And I know it's not that particular persons 

problem but I'm OVER IT.

I'm supposed to be on a flight in the AM...

so I go to check into my flight this eve

and the airline says 

Oh, EXPEDIA didn't give us your ticket number so you aren't on this flight.

WHAT?! My face is burning.

So, we are going on 30 minutes on the phone with Expedia. And, another $150 change fee.

I DON'T THINK SO. Plus, I don't even know if I'm going to be able to get on this flight.

Sorry for the rant. But, I'm a LITTLE STRESSED.

UPDATE: I got on the flight and it only cost me 210 bucks-

Being angry is not a good look but I'll be wearing it for the night.

I don't even want to 'do the math.'

Bye Bye Bill

Stefon is leaving SNL.

Nooooooo!

I love the Stefon skit.

It's so funny.

I mainly love when people crack themselves 

up and lose concentration.

That's funny.

Bill Hader's last show is this Saturday.

He has a lot going on though.

He's a writer too.

And after 8 years on SNL probably very tired.