Bangs n Cupcakes
Pursuing Happiness. Everything Considered.
Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men.
Looking super chic
I did not get to see the finale of DWTS, but,
I like Kellie...
I'm not a huge fan of Derrick.
Because I've heard some not-so-flattering
stuff about Mr Hough.
Also, wasn't Ali better than 4th?
Tara Reid at The Fast and Furious Premiere.
(Yeah there's another one of those movies)
Anyway, it is not her bridal shower and those
are not bows from her presents.
I think that's actually part of the dress.
Anyway, many years ago I was working in Chicago
and the first day of work we all went to lunch.
Our boss stood up and was being her fabulous self..
when suddenly she zeroed in on me.
"You look like Tara Reid!
Has anyone ever told you that?!"
(Uh, NO...and gross)
However, this was right after she had the infamous
red carpet nip slip.
So, in front of about 20 people
on the first day of my new job I say just as loudly...
"I promise I won't show anyone my boobs!"
Most of the people (Maybe all of them)
had not seen nor heard of the Tara Reid nip slip...
so, I just looked like a pervy girl from Indiana.
The Billboard Music Awards
Now, I didn't really watch the show.
However, I did see Miguel hop on some chicks
head and bang her neck into the stage.
I love how all the blogs were
proclaiming Miguel's crazy on-stage stunt!
He missed his mark!
He flew over the crowd!
That's what they all said..
Uhhhhh, he rocketed his crotch into some poor girls face
and she ran out of the picture as fast as
she got face slammed.
Is she okay?
to the fashion.
I'm not sure who she is..
but this is what I would've worn.
Sorta like if Glenda the Good Witch went
to a party...hosted by Tamra Barney.
(Real Housewives of OC reference)
I wouldn't wear it..
But I'm not mad at her.
She looks good.
Not mad at her either.
Now, this is obviously Miley.
And, hang with me..
I like it.
It's award show fun.
No side boob, so, that's an improvement.
Now, Taylor has legs for days, so,
a short dress is a must.
Her hair and makeup were really good.
Now, I love Shania.
She looks sad.
Someone who has a show on Oprah
should not be sad.
Fun and sexy.
Would I wear it?
I'm not sure why every picture of Nicki Minaj
I saw she was holding her dress this way...
maybe there are some kiddos under there.
Who's excited for Anchorman 2?
Don't you just love Paul Rudd?
If I found out he was a jerk in real life,
I'd be sad.
For at least 10 minutes.
I HATE EXPEDIA
I rarely get angry.
Seriously, I really am a pretty easy going gal.
Mainly because I don't want to waste energy on being mad.
But, I'm LIVID over Expedia.
And, after this next trip I am NEVER using them again.
Back in August of 2011, my husband was going to take me to NYC
to see Book of Mormon for my 30th Birthday.
He booked through Expedia.
And, he even bought the trip insurance.
Good thing because a little brat named Hurricane Irene ruined the weekend.
No worries. (Plus who am I to complain about an NYC weekend when people lost homes, etc)
We had insurance and they let us cancel our flight and get a credit.
Great. So, our good friends moved to Miami
and we were going to visit them last summer.
Things came up and we had to cancel. No problem.
They charged us $150 a piece to cancel.
And $150 to RE-BOOK and we had a year to use it.
Your insurance doesn't carry over either. Uh, sure.
So our original $450 tickets...
have now turned into AN ADDITIONAL 300 BUCKS.
Nearly double the price to use our CREDITS.
Oh, plus the over 5 hours at least I've been on the phone explaining this.
And, listen, I've lost my cool. A lot. And I know it's not that particular persons
problem but I'm OVER IT.
I'm supposed to be on a flight in the AM...
so I go to check into my flight this eve
and the airline says
Oh, EXPEDIA didn't give us your ticket number so you aren't on this flight.
WHAT?! My face is burning.
So, we are going on 30 minutes on the phone with Expedia. And, another $150 change fee.
I DON'T THINK SO. Plus, I don't even know if I'm going to be able to get on this flight.
Sorry for the rant. But, I'm a LITTLE STRESSED.
UPDATE: I got on the flight and it only cost me 210 bucks-
Being angry is not a good look but I'll be wearing it for the night.
I don't even want to 'do the math.'
Bye Bye Bill
Stefon is leaving SNL.
I love the Stefon skit.
It's so funny.
I mainly love when people crack themselves
up and lose concentration.
Bill Hader's last show is this Saturday.
He has a lot going on though.
He's a writer too.
And after 8 years on SNL probably very tired.