31.7.09

I Must Betch


A few things that I've been cracking up about today...I laugh because that's all I can do. Facebook. Please don't update your Facebook status with super personal things. For example, I don't want to know about your ovaries, "fun" prego facts, or how you hate your family. I'm sure the cyst is painful, your boobs are tender, and your mother in law makes you cry. OMG. Don't make me read about it.... My girlfriend whom is pregnant, I want to KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING with her because that's what we do. Duh. Not my Facebook friends. Also, Facebook quizzes. I feel bad about the quiz. First because I never do them, so, am obviously lame. Second, I do not need to know what type of lovemaking you prefer...what kind of lover you are, etc. I feel forced to read the description then I look at your profile pic staring at me...probably passionately because Facebook says so right there...you're a hot passionate lover. Maybe I just shouldn't click on HOME, but, I can't help it...I like to read the rest of the updates, I do. Oh, ga. I gotta go.

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