The Bachelor!

I can't help but watch this show. I can't. I tried to quit it, but I can't. Even with Jake, whom while easy on the eyes, is pretty, well, dumb. I don't know if he's dumb in the "I got a D- on my art test" kinda dumb...maybe socially inept is a better way to describe him. We'll see how he does while explaining his decisions to kick chicks off in the weeks to come. Because that's the real window to his optimistic heart. I will give him credit because I think he is totally convinced he's going to get married after the show. It's refreshing I suppose that a few idiots still believe putting a bunch of hot people together equals true love. More power to them. How hilarious was the motorcycling Jake riding into the sunset...with a plane gliding overhead? He's soooo dangerous, wait, dreamy, got it. I'm anxiously awaiting episode 2. Early front runners for me are Tenley and Ali. I'm totally convinced they are making it to the very end. The pouty lipped cartoon porportioned Rozlyn, who has been revealed as the big cheater with the camera guy drama is delish. HO-wever, I heard that most of the drama was concocted by the producers. Can you imagine? The Bachelor producers being scandalous?! It's like a soap with no script, no acting, and no writing. Wait? Insert horny camera guy. Love it. Was anyone else wondering if Jake put on his application "must have ginormous ta's?" I mean, the amount of boobage on the show is UNREAL. Here's to Jake and his quest for a big ta'd chick who has a good heart. Cheers. Also, was anyone else annoyed when Chris Harrison asked Jake if he'd date a girl who doesn't like to fly? And he said love was more important. Uh, really Jake? I love love too, it's great, but, if your significant other can't stand or becomes physically ill around what you love the most, neither one of you are going to be happy. Just an FYI. Insert Ali...who will overcome her fear and have his baby. Or whatevs. Something like that...until tomorrow for more Bachelor guz.