Apparently, Jake's ex-girlfriend is speaking (this morning on a Pensacola radio station) out because she is super pissed. Oh no! Do tell little lady, what's on your mind? She claims that in the past few months when Jake was waiting to be with Vienna, he hung out with her, kissed her (no sexy time she says), spent time with her family, and said he didn't love Vienna he was "made to propose" by ABC execs. Well, whatever the case I think it's safe to say we all knew this would last 2.2 seconds. It makes sense to me and explains why he didn't really care what people thought of him and totally brushed off Vienna's Hooter pics and stalker ex-boyfriend threats (and more pics) etc. in the tabloids. His ex hasn't revealed her identity, uh, probably because she wants money, but doesn't this always happen?! The boys are home and they are bored and so they text ex-girlfriends romatical stuff like "bring condoms and beer." (I'm talking to you Ed) I'm so not surprised by this startling revelation. Oh, and his outfit is killing me. Literally I can barely breathe. And is he wearing heels?
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I have an urge to send Jake cans of vienna sausages for my amusement.
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