10.8.10

Oh The Bachelor Pad

Taking crazies/notables from season's past and putting them all together in one house? Wait, one room to sleep in? I'm all for it. I mean, what could go right? Let's talk about the clear wackadoos from last nights episode. Elizabeth. Girl, calm down. It was painful to watch her. And all the crying.
"You need to say...you are really in love with that girl." "I'm giving up 250,000 dollars for you."  Elizabeth to Jesse
I can see why she's a skosh times ten obsessed with him. (Winery, remember?) Regardless, to watch her work him with her manic-ness-all-over-the-place attitude was, uh, toally crazy.
Some 'real life' examples:
 "Uh, I just wanted to tell you that you have to just give me a raise because if you don't everyone will be mad at you." -To my boss.
"Look, If you don't get me that 1800 dollar orange suitcase from JCREW, everyone is going to vote you off of life." - To my husband
Ridiculous right? Those are all followed by lots of crying. (insert bright blue contacts) I think the blonde-ness went straight to her reality brain chip. I'm glad creepy Juan is gone. Also, girls, please put on bathing suit cover-ups during Twister. It's weird when you don't wear at least shorts on a date, only your bikini. We know you all have ridiculous bodies. I love popularity contests, they bring out the best in people. Michelle made a brief psycho appearance. Obviously, she hooked up with Prince Caspian (Craig) because you know Tenley wouldn't open her mouth unless she saw something. (Did you notice Michelle never denied it?) I'm not sure the panic was necessary from Tenley, but, I'd be scared of  Michelle too. She's missing more than one chip. I can't believe the 'creative' producers just now came up with this idea. It's very Real World/Road Rules challenge. I love it. And I'll be watching. PS-Sweet man-pri's Craig.

1 comment:

Christy {SparklesandSpinach} said...

Totally loved it!!! Can't wait for more drama next week =)