VH1 Lineup

VH1 released premiere dates for their shows this fall that include some new, as well as some old favorites. Let's hear it for the trashiest shows on TV.

• Real & Chance: Legend Hunters - Two non-scientists examine strange tales of animals. Premieres September 19. Is this a joke? Like Real & Chance these dudes? I'm confused. This seems too serious of a show for VH1.

• Fantasia For Real - Season two opens September 19 at 10p. She's currently in the hospital. OD on prescription meds is the rumor.

• Carmelo and LaLa - New series featuring former MTV VJ and TV personality LaLa Vazquez as she plans her wedding to NBA star Carmelo Anthony. Premieres September 19 at 1030p.

• Don't Forget the Lyrics! - launches September 20 at 7p.

• Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It - Docu-series gives viewers a glimpse into the rocker's home life. Debuts October 11 at 9p. Maybe we'll get to see him pulled over in Indiana with drugs on his bus?

• Football Wives - New series about the wives of pro football players. Premieres October 11 at 930p. YES.

• Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew - Season four opens October 11 at 10p. YES.

• Brandy and Ray J: A Family Business - Season two debuts October 24 at 1030p. AGAIN? Ugh, Brandy annoys me. She should go find Monica and sing "The Boy Is Mine" because then I'd watch.