A Few Things About Ben..

Let me start by saying the little girl who said she 'wasn't a fan' of Blakely can be my friend. 

Awesome. I'm a fan of you lil lady, for sure. 

Courtney looks like Jessica Simpson with brown hair. Has anyone noticed?

Ben falls 'in like' with everyone. 

He certainly is 'vulnerable'...like Bachelor Bob vulnerable.

Courtney's one-on-ones are hilarious. (see: Audrina Patridge-esque)

The producer is just sitting there loving her weirdo answers I'm sure. 

Also, she dated an actor? Who? Andy Dick? Prolly. 

I think she should just get back together with Nick Lachey anyway. 

Also, ladies, this happens every season. Someone who already 

has a rose 'steals' the Bachelor for some one-on-one time.

And then everyone says stuff like 'she's the devil.' 

I can't believe Jenna doesn't have a man? 

 She's so awesome. OMG.

Rule #1: I never trust a chick that says "I just don't have any girlfriends."

Uh, okay. If you're a cool chick...women will like you too. Promise.

Blakely hiding behind the suitcases with her Basketball Wives earrings 

was a good move. Ben feels bad for her, he understands, don't worry.

It just reaffirms that being on this show would be torture to me. 

No one ever says anything intentionally hilarious. 

And it makes women look stupid.

But, I still watch it. 

In fact, I watch it and BLOG about it. 

Sigh.