Tara Reid at The Fast and Furious Premiere.

(Yeah there's another one of those movies)

Anyway, it is not her bridal shower and those

are not bows from her presents. 

I think that's actually part of the dress.

Anyway, many years ago I was working in Chicago 

and the first day of work we all went to lunch.

Our boss stood up and was being her fabulous self..

when suddenly she zeroed in on me.

"You look like Tara Reid!

Has anyone ever told you that?!"

(Uh, NO...and gross)

However, this was right after she had the infamous

red carpet nip slip.

So, in front of about 20 people 

on the first day of my new job I say just as loudly...

"I promise I won't show anyone my boobs!"

Oh, ga.

Most of the people (Maybe all of them)

had not seen nor heard of the Tara Reid nip slip...

so, I just looked like a pervy girl from Indiana.

Great.