Oooohhhhh!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey starts this Sunday.

YES.

PS-I heard that Melissa and Joe are BROKE. 

I don't know if that's a surprise, but, they are thanking 

The Housewives (I mean BRAVO) for the $...

because it's keeping them sheltered and eating ingredients-ess.

Well, that was dramatic, but, it is a post about the housewives!

Anyway, not the point. 

There is a new housewife in the HILLS y'all!

Her name is Joyce Giraud.

She sounds fabulous. 2nd runner up to Miss Universe...

described as feisty. Perfect.

Married to a movie producer. 

Two boys with the names Valentino and Leonardo. 

Check, check.

She's completely gross looking, but, you can't have it all.

Real Housewives of BH is currently filming and will air this fall. 

Till then we have those Jersey gals to keep us entertained.

Yawn.