Sexy Prenups

Mark Zuckerburg has a clause in his prenup that

there must be sexy time once a week.

Not via Facebook. 

Or Skype.

But, it explicitly says the real deal.

Now, listen, I don't care what people do 

or don't do.

If you need to put it in writing, go for it.

But, what happens if she has a series of headaches...

or she's bloated...

or there is marathon of Tabatha Takes Over on BRAVO?

Then what?

Is his relationship status changed to

'It's Complicated' 

or

'It's Been Awhile?'