ESPY AWARDS

Back to the fashion people!

Well, really, I'll just give you my opinion 

on what people wore. 

Let's get started..

Chrissy Teigen apparently forgot she was going to the ESPYS.

I mean, she's a sexy supermodel!

Not a receptionist.

This is not to say that receptionists can't be sexy,

I mean, I've seen The Office...

I simply think that if Chrissy Teigen is on the red carpet

I would prefer some leg...

or some boobs.

Just keeping it real.

NOT a button up and pencil skirt?!

What's happening here?

Doing it right is Dwayne Wayde and Gabrielle Union.

Fun and edgy and sexy.

She looks good.

His red shoes are dumb.

Gabrielle Douglas looks awesome.

Chic.

Hope Solo.

Eh.

Looks like a wetsuit.

Katherine Webb.

Also eh.

Not a fan.

Maybe she's doing Skating With The Stars...

That would at least explain the dress a little.

Kerri Walsh Jennings looks great.

And, I just realized she's my age. 

Way to make me feel like a slacker.

It's all about me.

Her career is all about me.

Right? 

She looks great. 

Lake Bell.

I just like Lake Bell as a human being.

I don't KNOW her, but, if I did

I feel like we'd be great friends.

So, here's a pic.

Lebron and fiance Savannah.

I'm not mad at it.

Malin Akerman.

Flirty and fun.

I approve.

Looking good Malin.

Adrian Peterson was my favorite 

dressed man.

Werk.

Jennie Finch.

No, Jennie, no.

Maria Sharapova.

Would I wear it?

Um, probably not.

But she looks confident!

And pretty.

It works for her.

Marissa Miller.

(Chrissy, take a note)

See, this is SEXY.

Good job Melissa.

Michael Phelps and guest.

Ha. I couldn't find her name.

I would NOT sleep with Michael Phelps.

Just sayin.

Olivia Wilde.

Um.

Well. 

This look says to me

'I'm so pretty I can wear whatever I want.'

And, I spose that's true.

But, it doesn't mean you should. 

Peta Murgatroyd.

I just wanted to type her name.

Robin Roberts.

She received the Arthur Ashe Courage Award.

She looks stunning.

Go Robin.

Selena Gomez.

Pretty.

If you are looking for a replacement for Beiber 

I'm not sure the ESPYS is the place to find a good guy.

But, let me know how it works out.