The Babe Is A Boy!

Kate had a baby boy!

Her and William are parents.

He was born at 4:24 

(in London at the hospital where Princess Diana gave birth to William and Harry)

and the lil one is 3rd in line to the throne.

Mazel!

I think it's safe to say that the kid will probably be 

a little homely.

Oh, and is it weird that I just 

thought, well, the Duchess of Cambridge is 

going to have sore boobs and night sweats like the rest of us?

It gets better Kate. Don't worry. 

(The boobs and sweating thing at least)