Listen Y'all...

Miley and Liam are not really together.

So, he's not cheating.

It was an arranged coupling you might say.

After their publicists orchestrated it, did they date 

and Liam get his own version of the VMA performance..

uh, YES.

Were foam fingers included?

Probably. Gross.

I mean ALLEGEDLY.

But, don't get mad about cheating rumors.

It doesn't technically apply.