The Weight War

I think J Simps looks great.

I don't care what anyone looks like after having a baby.

Because you just grew a human so whatever you're comfortable with, 

so am I.

However, I do think if you get paid millions of dollars to 

endorse a specific weight system post-pregnancy 

you should try (I mean really try)

to lose the weight agreed upon by you and

said company.

Not sure she achieved that on the first go round.

So, like the genius she is (don't be fooled)

she promptly got knocked up again.

Now, after baby number #2, she 

is working it out for Weight Watchers.

If you can look good in a 

pink short-suit...

(I guess that's what this is)

then you've done good.