Uh-OH

Is Elise your favorite contender on The Bachelor?

Because she's a teacher and overall sweetheart?

Uh, well not so. (Allegedly)

A few sources are saying that she is an escort, a porn-star...

and, even worse...

wait for it...

the former booty call of Mike Sorentino from The Jersey Shore!!!

Allegedly.

I have no idea if any of this is true because I don't know Elise.

However, I hold being Mike's booty call 

as the worst offense.

Ew. Elise. Get it together.