Is Elise your favorite contender on The Bachelor?
Because she's a teacher and overall sweetheart?
Uh, well not so. (Allegedly)
A few sources are saying that she is an escort, a porn-star...
and, even worse...
wait for it...
the former booty call of Mike Sorentino from The Jersey Shore!!!
I have no idea if any of this is true because I don't know Elise.
However, I hold being Mike's booty call 
as the worst offense.
Ew. Elise. Get it together.

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