The Bachelorette y'all! This time?
It's Emily Maynard, I'm sure you've heard.
Anyway, I suppose I'll watch. It's a sick sick disease.
I heard that Emily was super demanding with the producers...
and they let her be because they really really wanted her to do the show.
She definitely has a type...hot, brawny dudes.
Now, you might say 'isn't that everyones type?'
Uh, no.
I dated lots of 'brawny' types and I was so tired
of always being the super hilarious one.
I'm into funny long distance runners.
Who da thought?
Oh, back to Emily.
Lets recap tomorrow.
I can't wait to meet the douchebags this evening.
I mean that in a nice way.
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