Adrienne's Secret..

Have you been watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

Well, you should watch it.

If you're a well adjusted human that doesn't believe 

in reality television then I have to say...

What's wrong with you?!

Join in on the fun. It's glorious trash. 

(See sequin zebra pants)

Anyway, it went DOWN Monday night at Mauricio's party.

I'll get to it.

Brandi and Adrienne/Paul are screaming at each other because

Brandi (who doesn't like liars) lets out a huge family Maloof/Nassif secret.

By the way, all this is moot anyway because Adrienne claims Paul

is a violent crazed man? Their divorce was settled in early November.

Back to the matter at hand.

So, the secret is that allegedly Adrienne is a 'liar' because she had her boys

via surrogate and claims she carried them...but she didn't.

FIrst of all, who cares? Is it really that big of a deal? 

How many Hollywood types use surrogates? LOTS. That's who.

And if I could've bypassed the whole 'birth' thing I might've thought

really long and hard about it. I mean it's true magic. Beautiful. 

Well, apparently it's a big deal because they didn't tell the kids they 

were born via surrogate. I still am having a hard time trying 

to figure out why the secret is THAT DRAMATIC 

that you are saying you wanna kill people, etc. 

Honestly, I think that everyone should just make up

and be thankful for what's really important...

the fact that Adrienne does not wear glitter extensions anymore.

It's a Christmas miracle.