Oscar Recap Part #1

Anna Kendrick in J Mendel. 
I love Anna and J Mendel...
But not particularly feeling this gown.
A little too busy, not my style.

Anne Hathaway in Gucci.
I like it.
Don't love it, but she looks good.
Plus, her friends can look at her chest to see
if they have lipstick on their teeth.

Bradley Cooper in Tom Ford.
Pretty perfect.

Benedict Cumberbatch in Savile Row.
I hear he's a great dude..
lookin good B.

Bette Midler in Reem Acra walking the carpet 
before the show and her performance.
Do you think she's so tired of singing Flyyyyy Flyyyyy...
Anyway, she's 68.
Looks. Good.

Emma Watson in Vera Wang.
Now, I don't hate this.
Hear me out...
The top should've fit her like a swimsuit.
It's just ill-fitting. 
If it were tighter and the hair cleaner, more classic looking - 
I think this could've been really good.
Just falling short because of a few missteps in the 
styling department.

You know I love a long gown with long sleeves - 
when done RIGHT.
And, Glenn Close is working this. 
It's Zac Posen. 
 I think she should've done something better with the 
earrings - like a bright blue gemstone?
Let's pizazz it up a little.
The long sleeves are actually a caplet of sorts...
It's not bad -
not mad at her for wearing this.

Oh my sweet Jennifer Garner.
Gorgeous, right?
Not feeling this Oscar De Le Renta gown.
It doesn't fit -- and it washes her out too!
Would a spray tan have killed her?
I mean, just a little glow. 

Why is Jessica Biel at The Oscars?

Julia Roberts in Givenchy.

Liza Minelli in 'look at my big boobies' couture.
I mean hello your bra called...
What in the world?
But listen, Liza can do whatever she wants.
And she did obviously.
Who cares? It's Liza.
Plus, how in the world did so many people 
not know that she is Judy Garlands daughter?!
Sigh. (x 100)

Margot Robbie in Saint Laurent.
I liked her blonde in the white Gucci  (See Golden Globes)
But, you know, she looks fine.

Meryl Streep in Lanvin.
Werrrrk Meryl WERK!

Naomi Watts in Calvin Klein.

Penelope Cruz in Giambattista Valli.
What is happening here?
It feels like a girl baby shower gift.
Does that make sense?

Portia De Rossi in Naeem Khan.
I'm obsessed with NK.
His gown are always glorious.
And, Portia is so beautiful, it works.
Also, why did she let Ellen wear that Velvet Quaker Oats outfit?

Sally Hawkins in Valentino.
Um, one of my least favorites. 
I like the dress ok, but, it looks like
my mothers wedding dress.
Which, my mother wore to her wedding- 
not The Oscars.

Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen.
I thought Sandra looked pretty.
I love navy and think it always reads stunning.
But, it's not anything spectacular. 
She looks great. That's it. 

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